OH MY GOD WHY WASN’T THIS MEME AROUND WHEN I WAS IN COLLEGE?
Except maybe the drinking one, EVERY SINGLE ONE of these was me. Not even in an exaggerated way. In a…that should be my picture way.
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(Source: meow-schwitz)
After three years and 400 pages, I have finally finished writing the first draft of a novel. Now I'm collecting all kinds of advice about writing and editing. Do you have some? I also like books, science fiction, and many other things.
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Here’s ten reasons why you can trust me with the kids.
Number 1: I’m a nurturer. I found a baby armadillo by the side of the road, and I nursed it, and now it sleeps under my bed. And his name is Felix.
Number 2: I have a diploma — in anger management, where I learned that talking about your feelings is a manly thing to do.
Number 3: I never killed nothing by accident.
Why couldn’t Arlene have let Terry finish his list?
(via marinemint)
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Harry Potter fans hack a road sign in Kentucky
What, Death Eaters in my own hometown? Thanks for the warning!
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Good reads: "The Routes by Which I Attempted to Contact You," by Sheridan Macauley →
This arresting piece on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency starts off light and playful, but by the end the reader is hit with a huge lump of late-night, internet-fueled nostalgia. Perhaps it’s meant to be played for laughs, but I found it very moving.
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Return from outer-space LIKE A BOSS
Expedition 26 Soyuz Flight Engineer Oleg Skripochka.
It’s the Space Pope!
(via itsfullofstars)
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The Fantastic Mr. Star Fox - CollegeHumor video. This is hilariously spot-on. Props to College Humor’s voice actors for nailing the caricatures of George Clooney, Bill Murray, Jason Schwartzman, and Owen Wilson. (via drawnblog)
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Humorist Dave Barry And His TSA Pat-Down →
In my many years of listening to NPR, this is without a doubt the finest segment I have ever heard.
They were letting everyone else go. Everyone else had a nice sharp groin, I guess. But when I went through they pulled me aside and put me in this kind of like little pen. And after like, I don’t know, three or four minutes of standing there I asked one of them why am I here. And he said, you have a blurred groin. And I went what? Because you hate to find this out at the airport.
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"‘The cat sat on the mat’ is not the beginning of a story, but ‘The cat sat on the dog’s mat’ is."
John le Carré (via slowrain)
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"Get coffee. Stare at the screen. Write a bunch of things that aren’t any good. Then comes that moment when I’ll say, ‘That’s still not any good.’"
Dave Barry, talking about how he writes. (via 1st BOOKS)
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