Humorist Dave Barry And His TSA Pat-Down →

In my many years of listening to NPR, this is without a doubt the finest segment I have ever heard.

They were letting everyone else go. Everyone else had a nice sharp groin, I guess. But when I went through they pulled me aside and put me in this kind of like little pen. And after like, I don’t know, three or four minutes of standing there I asked one of them why am I here. And he said, you have a blurred groin. And I went what? Because you hate to find this out at the airport.

"Get coffee. Stare at the screen. Write a bunch of things that aren’t any good. Then comes that moment when I’ll say, ‘That’s still not any good.’"

Dave Barry, talking about how he writes. (via 1st BOOKS)